Survival in a Jacket

For the first time, an entry without images. Maybe I add one later... I got my hands on a nifty replica of a TAD Gear softshell, and since I plan to wear it at least through 3 1/2 Seasons, I tried to transform it into a "urban survival mail". Without much diversion, heres my kitlist:

• Keychain: Keys, Leatherman Micra, livesaver tube with vital Informations, carbine hook, P38 can opener, LED
• Wristwatch: Clock(who might have quessed) and Silva compass
  
• Left chest pocket: Headset for phone, LED torch, Smartphone with GPS (Google Maps, RSSReader, Forecast, etc)
  
• Right Chest pouch: Swiss Army Knife (German Army Modell), Keychain, rugged second cell phone with independet card
• Back Pouch with 100ml Water (I have a 2yr old son), Lansky Fiber Knife, Paracord
• Right Arm Pouch: Small medic kit (Plasters, tweezer, etc...), 10 mini cyalume sticks 30mm, Waterproof sealed matches (german army ration)
  
• Left arm pouch: Beverage powder, salt, pepper, candy, inflatable baloon (to cheer up kids), toilet paper from a MRE, herbal candy, chewing gum from an MRE
• Lower arm pouch: One tampoon, small pill box with my important meds (Headache, allergies, stomach, etc...) some vitamin c, something against sore throat, slipped into a rubber inflatable baloon, to keep it dry AND stopp it moving around.

All together thats all I need in an urban environment, for any situation, exceppt when TSHTF!